Lyrics to dating game by icp
I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Look, f**k you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta f**k it It was a big f**king smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!
Contestant #1 I believe first impressions last forever.
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha f**kers outta here!
The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip.
Sharon: Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch i'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, i pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready.
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f**k you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!